too fucking funny – how to become immortal

was looking up the silly “obese categories” out of curiosity and one website, WiseGEEK (I’m debating the “Wise” part of the site now) had an article in which they write this:

“Super-super obese is the highest level of obesity and poses the most severe health risk. This level encompasses any BMI higher than 60. An individual at this level must make immediate and permanent life changes in order to avoid death.

I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. “In order to avoid death”. OMG, that is good. So this is how we are to achieve immortality…thank goddess that question is solved.

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